PBA 032b

Kali

[4/24/2014 10:57:23 PM] Kali: Which door is he going to knock on?

[4/24/2014 10:57:36 PM] Iskandar: Whichever he gets to first!

[4/24/2014 10:59:12 PM] Kali: He gets Allys! Allys answers the door in her robe, which is not revealing and is also a rather fetching deep red color edged with gold trim. Very opulent.

[4/24/2014 10:59:22 PM] Kali: Allys: Are you *quite* finished shaking the ship around?

[4/24/2014 10:59:54 PM] Kali: She's surprisingly pretty, if you like women of a certain age who are horrifically scarred and glowering.

[4/24/2014 10:59:58 PM | Edited 11:00:09 PM] Iskandar: We were attacked, so we jumped, and then my former second in command shot me with an arrow. He needs healing.

[4/24/2014 11:00:33 PM] Kali: Allys: How much?

[4/24/2014 11:01:41 PM] Iskandar: Well, Janis shot him, then I hit him with lightning, then he was being an insufferable prick so Wynn punched him.

[4/24/2014 11:01:59 PM] Kali: Allys: Why didn't she punch you, then?

[4/24/2014 11:02:46 PM] Iskandar: My insufferability is a bit less dangerous to those around me. Are you going to help, or stand there snarking at me till I give up and find your brother?

[4/24/2014 11:03:20 PM] Kali: Allys: What will you give me if I do?

[4/24/2014 11:04:23 PM] Iskandar: Five Iskandar bucks. Not redeemable anywhere. I don't know. Aren't you a healer?

[4/24/2014 11:05:13 PM] Kali: Allys: And wouldn't I be performing a valuable service? What do you have that's valuable?

[4/24/2014 11:05:54 PM] Iskandar: Nothing you'd want.

[4/24/2014 11:06:05 PM] Kali: Allys: Try me.

[4/24/2014 11:06:25 PM] Iskandar: I am a fantastic kisser. It's the sparks.

[4/24/2014 11:06:57 PM] Kali: She rolls her eyes. "That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard."

[4/24/2014 11:09:51 PM] Iskandar: Iskandar turns from her door and goes toward her brother's door!

[4/24/2014 11:10:47 PM] Kali: Allys: ... fine, fine. Let's go.

[4/24/2014 11:11:03 PM] Iskandar: Iskandar heads back to the lounge then!

[4/24/2014 11:11:44 PM] Kali: Allys: You're not my type.

[4/24/2014 11:11:59 PM] Iskandar: What is your type, then?

[4/24/2014 11:13:00 PM] Kali: Allys: Someone better than you.

[4/24/2014 11:14:05 PM] Iskandar: So, nobody, then. Or do you mean someone more moral? Are you in the mood for a pirate groupie who's kind of an idiot? If so, it might be your lucky day.

[4/24/2014 11:14:38 PM] Kali: Allys: No, just *superior.* Smarter, better-looking, stronger and more capable.

[4/24/2014 11:14:59 PM] Iskandar: Well, now you're just being hurtful to be hurtful.

[4/24/2014 11:15:38 PM] Kali: Allys: Or accurate.

[4/24/2014 11:16:26 PM] Iskandar: Or trying to convince yourself of something.

[4/24/2014 11:17:30 PM] Kali: Allys: What's that supposed to mean?