House of Masks 008b

Marilla if she finds Aethons room, would proceed to pound the gurneys out of that room, if there were any. [3/12/2013 11:57:00 PM] Josie: All right, this is *outside* the door to Aethon's room. [3/12/2013 11:57:06 PM] Josie: There aren't any gurneys that you have access to. [3/12/2013 11:57:32 PM] Aethon: ((Well, technically, this is the room Aethon and Serafina are in.)) [3/12/2013 11:57:32 PM] Marilla: ((Yes, but if there were gurneys in his room, they'd have hidden in the bathroom or something.)) [3/12/2013 11:58:19 PM] Marilla: "AETHON REVEAL YOURSELF TO ME AT ONCE!!" [3/12/2013 11:58:44 PM | Edited 11:59:20 PM] Marilla: Marilla would be pound on the door with intent to assault. [12:00:04 AM] Marilla:. . . [12:00:56 AM] Aethon: ((Nothing but the sound of muffled talking inside)) [12:02:09 AM] Marilla: ... [12:02:19 AM] Marilla: ((I have no idea how I'm going to get into that room.)) [12:02:29 AM] Aethon: ((You could always kick it down)) [12:02:37 AM] Marilla: "I need you to get out here and unsex me!!" [12:02:38 AM] Josie: ((Yeah, could break it, or cast Knock.)) [12:03:00 AM] Marilla: Marilla casts knock. [12:03:18 AM] Josie: ((Do you *have* knock?)) [12:03:40 AM] Marilla: ((I didn't even know it existed until just now.)) [12:03:49 AM] Aethon: ((What's your STR?)) [12:03:57 AM] Marilla: Marilla attempts to break down the door. [12:04:01 AM] Marilla: ((12)) [12:04:12 AM] Josie: ((Give it a shot!)) [12:04:18 AM] Marilla: ((I mean 14)) [12:04:52 AM] Marilla: ((What do I roll?)) [12:04:59 AM | Edited 12:05:03 AM] Marilla: ((BAB?)) [12:05:19 AM] Aethon: ((Since the door's standing still... unarmed damage)) [12:06:12 AM] Josie: ((Yep. Or you can use the staff.)) [12:06:39 AM] Marilla: ((I'm going for a kind of warrior princess feel at the moment, so unarmed it is.)) [12:06:47 AM] Marilla: ((Just a 20?)) [12:06:49 AM] Aethon: ((1d3+STR if unarmed)) [12:07:32 AM] Aethon: (1d3+2 I think)) [12:08:05 AM] Aethon: ((How much HP does the door have?)) [12:08:29 AM] Josie: ((Not a *whole* lot. Hang on.)) [12:08:32 AM] Josie: WHAM. There's a heavy slam up against the door. [12:08:45 AM] Josie: Serafina opens the door! [12:09:15 AM] Marilla: Marilla greets her with the face of an angry warrior princess. [12:09:20 AM] Aethon: Aethon manages to look very annoyed. [12:09:37 AM] Marilla: Marilla manages to look a bit more annoyed. [12:09:46 AM] Josie: Serafina: ... why, what's wrong? [12:10:12 AM] Marilla: "I'm wearing taboo artifacts." [12:10:13 AM] Aethon: Aethon 's annoyance fades into stifled laughter at the chainmail bikini. [12:10:23 AM] Aethon: "I thought I told you not to put that on." [12:10:51 AM] Marilla: "And I thought you'd never make a girl cry." [12:11:04 AM] Marilla: "I didn't say that." [12:11:15 AM] Marilla: "That was the crown." [12:11:19 AM] Josie: Serafina blushes. "He *didn't.*" [12:11:34 AM] Aethon: Aethon gets up from his couch. He sighs. "What is it you wanted me to do?" [12:11:42 AM] Marilla: "Cut my head off." [12:12:18 AM] Aethon: Aethon walks up next to Serafina, and quietly closes the door on Marilla. [12:13:36 AM] Marilla: Marilla casts Shillelagh on her quarterstaff, and beats it against the door with all the might of Wonder Woman. [12:13:44 AM] Josie: Roll damage! [12:14:23 AM] Josie: The door's hinges break, and it falls in. [12:14:59 AM] Marilla: Marilla steps over the door into the room. [12:15:32 AM] Marilla: "So this crown is stuck to my head. Use your sword on my clothes. [12:15:40 AM] Marilla: "Please slice off my bra." [12:15:49 AM] Marilla: "And me undergarments." [12:15:56 AM] Aethon: "What." [12:16:07 AM] Marilla: "Please." [12:16:14 AM] Marilla: "Just take it off." [12:16:23 AM] Marilla: "I can't live like this." [12:17:10 AM] Marilla: "And you've totally been crying, please don't front." [12:17:19 AM] Josie: ... it's worth noting that this is one of the  most absurd moments I've ever experienced in a game, and I have been sat upon to death by a giant swan. [12:17:21 AM] Aethon: "Look, Marilla, I appreciate you coming to ask for my help with this... situation but... Sera and I, we're a little occupied at the moment." [12:17:40 AM] Josie: Serafina turns bright red again. "... maybe I should.. go." [12:17:59 AM] Aethon: Aethon catches Sera's arm and holds her from behind. [12:18:31 AM] Aethon: "I'm sure Trystan and Caspar will think of something." [12:18:33 AM] Marilla: "I couldn't give less droppings about what this was, this concers the future of everything. If I keep wearing this, I'll lose my connection with nature, possibly forever!!" [12:18:54 AM] Aethon: "But you just cast a spell!" [12:19:42 AM] Marilla: "Maybe now! But in a minute when nature figures out I've broken the taboo of wearing.... Ugh, METALWORK! Zip! Zoop! Zam!" [12:20:11 AM] Marilla: "I'm out of a life, and nature don't take no droppings, once I'm out I'd have to save a rain forrest to get back in!" [12:20:27 AM] Josie: Serafina: ... wouldn't nature have figured that out by now? How long has it been? [12:20:57 AM] Marilla: "Like 10 minutes, I don't know maybe she's pooping?" [12:21:15 AM] Josie: Serafina, doubtfully: I don't think it works that way... [12:23:05 AM] Marilla: "And you wouldn't know would you, because you're not a druid." Marilla motions her head as if it was a propeller. "Now how about you and your consort find a way to take my clothes off before I fill this house with ((Jumanji)) the call of the wild!!" [12:25:10 AM] Josie: Serafina: ... I... don't think I can, really. [12:25:20 AM] Aethon: Aethon shakes his head. [12:25:24 AM] Aethon: "Neither can I." [12:25:31 AM] Marilla: ... [12:26:17 AM] Marilla: Marilla looks between Serafina and Aethon, from one to the other, over and over again. [12:27:24 AM] Marilla: "Use protection." Marilla leaves the room, heading off into the deep recesses of the house in search of helpful/harmful spirits. [12:27:43 AM] Aethon: Aethon breathes out a sigh of relief. [12:27:55 AM] Josie: Serafina turns bright red again. [12:28:05 AM] Josie: ((Back to the other room for Aethon!)) [12:29:41 AM] Josie: She looks around and then opens another door in the hallway, closing it shut behind them. [12:29:41 AM] Marilla: Marilla casts summon natures ally, summoning a monkey into Serafina and Aethons room, with the intention of harassing them and flinging poo, because hell hath no fury like a warrior princess and her monkeys. [12:30:08 AM] Josie: Serafina pops back out of the room again, because MONKEY SUDDENLY. [12:30:28 AM] Marilla: Monkey: AH AH AH AH AH AH [12:31:12 AM] Josie: Serafina does a sort of yelpy scream and then flees into another room! [12:32:04 AM] Josie: She drags Aethon with her. [12:32:12 AM] Josie: ((NOW they're back in the other room again.)) [12:32:34 AM] Marilla: Marilla hopes they enjoy the gift.