PBA 072b

[7/19/2015 10:05:10 PM] Valerian: Janis runs up to Mal.

[9:58:27 PM] Janis: Hi, Mal!

[9:59:54 PM] Valerian: Mal is at a table and he has a book out! He's in the shadiest spot he could find. "Hey."

[10:00:10 PM] Janis: I KILLED A BONE MONSTER!

[10:00:14 PM] Janis: With lightning!

[10:00:21 PM] Janis: And I shot a whole bunch of others!

[10:00:38 PM] Janis: And Wynn caved this guy's skull in...well, one of his skulls!

[10:00:43 PM] Janis: HE HAD THREE SKULLS!

[10:00:47 PM] Janis: It was awesome!

[10:01:02 PM] Janis: ...how's you?

[10:01:07 PM] Valerian: Mal: ... why would you need three skulls.

[10:01:16 PM] Janis: I dunno.

[10:01:23 PM] Janis: He was a weird dude.

[10:01:30 PM] Janis: He took all his skin off and kept it in a jar.

[10:01:40 PM] Valerian: Mal: Did he really like hats or something?

[10:01:56 PM] Janis: I don't think so. He was wearing a hood thing.

[10:02:36 PM] Valerian: Mal: Maybe he really liked hoods.

[10:03:00 PM] Janis: Maybe.

[10:03:08 PM] Janis: Have you tried the cider?

[10:03:09 PM] Janis: It was good.

[10:03:19 PM] Janis: I don't think I was supposed to have any, though.

[10:03:45 PM] Valerian: Mal: I haven't had anything. I don't know what anything is.

[10:04:16 PM] Janis: I think most of it's alcohol. Adults like that stuff at parties.

[10:04:26 PM] Janis: I know why now, I think.

[10:04:31 PM] Janis: It feels real good.

[7/19/2015 10:05:20 PM] Janis: ((Sorry, forgot to include Canto))

[7/19/2015 10:06:50 PM] Valerian: Mal: Oh, like wine.

[7/19/2015 10:07:05 PM] Janis: Maybe. I've never had it.

[7/19/2015 10:07:11 PM] Janis: But that has alcohol.

[7/19/2015 10:07:47 PM] Valerian: Mal: We have wine all the time at home. One time I had too much and it was awful.

[7/19/2015 10:08:00 PM] Janis: What happened?

[7/19/2015 10:08:03 PM] Janis: Was there pie?

[7/19/2015 10:08:44 PM] Valerian: Mal: What? Why would there be pie?

[7/19/2015 10:09:20 PM] Valerian: Mal: No, I was just sick all the next morning and half the afternoon. And grandmother decided to do sonic spells that day. It was horrible.

[7/19/2015 10:09:39 PM] Janis: ...your grandma is a bitch.

[7/19/2015 10:09:46 PM] Janis: You've gotta know that.

[7/19/2015 10:09:52 PM] Janis: Why do you put up with her?

[7/19/2015 10:10:05 PM] Valerian: Mal: She's not that bad. Besides, she's teaching me things.

[7/19/2015 10:10:35 PM] Janis: I learned to kill a bone monster with lightning.

[7/19/2015 10:10:47 PM] Janis: No biting books necessary.

[7/19/2015 10:10:54 PM] Janis: ...I did have to die, though.

[7/19/2015 10:11:33 PM] Valerian: Mal: That... doesn't sound like fun.

[7/19/2015 10:11:41 PM] Janis: It's not.

[7/19/2015 10:11:51 PM] Janis: It wasn't as bad as it sounds, though.

[7/19/2015 10:12:04 PM] Janis: Mostly it's just...I don't know...

[7/19/2015 10:12:04 PM] Valerian: Mal: I think I'll pass on the dying part. And the book's not that bad either. I guess the trick is you have to feed it first.

[7/19/2015 10:12:20 PM] Janis: Or hit it with a stick.

[7/19/2015 10:12:26 PM] Janis: I recommend using the stick.

[7/19/2015 10:12:46 PM] Valerian: Mal: Well, if you feed it it goes to sleep.

[7/19/2015 10:14:11 PM] Janis: You're really nice.

[7/19/2015 10:14:16 PM] Janis: Too nice.

[7/19/2015 10:14:54 PM] Valerian: Mal eyes her. "... I'm... really not. Are you okay? You're not going to throw up on my book, are you?"

[7/19/2015 10:15:24 PM] Janis: I don't think so...I feel weird, though.

[7/19/2015 10:16:04 PM] Valerian: He grabs the book hastily and puts it into a haversack, moving that away from trajectory range.

[7/19/2015 10:16:55 PM] Janis: ......why do you wanna learn this stuff?

[7/19/2015 10:17:02 PM] Janis: What's it gonna do for you?

[7/19/2015 10:17:44 PM] Valerian: Mal: Well, I'll be a mage. You know, a powerful one, like grandmother is.

[7/19/2015 10:18:21 PM] Valerian: Mal: And plus it's fun, learning stuff. And we're doing things no one else has ever done. I mean, cooperative magic is a brand new frontier, cutting edge.

[7/19/2015 10:18:32 PM] Janis: ...so?

[7/19/2015 10:20:16 PM] Valerian: Mal: So it's new and it's really cool and it could mean all kinds of advances in living, and all kinds of new spells and different types of magic, I mean right now we've got divine and arcane and warlocks can play with raw spellstuff but that's it basically, and this is an entirely different thing.

[7/19/2015 10:21:35 PM] Janis: Janis smiles. "I'm glad you're happy about it."

[7/19/2015 10:21:42 PM] Janis: I'm sorry.

[7/19/2015 10:22:02 PM] Valerian: Mal: Well if it works out, everyone will be happy about it.

[7/19/2015 10:23:27 PM] Janis: ...well...people with magic will be.

[7/19/2015 10:25:38 PM] Valerian: Mal: Well to start out with. But if we figure out how to transfer magic back and forth anyone should be able to hold spells.

[7/19/2015 10:26:19 PM] Janis: ...what do you mean anyone?

[7/19/2015 10:27:51 PM] Valerian: Mal: You know, anyone. People who aren't magic.

[7/19/2015 10:28:01 PM] Valerian: Mal: We can do anything. All we don't know is how.

[7/19/2015 10:28:25 PM] Janis: Janis nods

[7/19/2015 10:28:32 PM] Janis: Janis grabs Mal by the shoulder

[7/19/2015 10:28:39 PM] Janis: I have something to tell you.

[7/19/2015 10:28:45 PM] Valerian: Mal: ... yeah?

[7/19/2015 10:29:16 PM] Janis: ..........you're a really nice guy.

[7/19/2015 10:29:20 PM] Janis: Janis passes out.

[7/19/2015 10:30:04 PM] Valerian: He gets squashed, a little bit. "Argh! What are you..."

[7/19/2015 10:30:32 PM] Valerian: He curses a couple of times, wrestles Janis onto a Floating Disk and brings her back to the ship, extremely grateful for not being barfed on.